Writer's Workshop--I'd Rather Be Doing_____Then having Sex With David Letterman

Don't know what the Writer's Workshop is yet? Well, head on over to Mama Kat's and take a peek. Every Thursday there are new prompts, and I happen to think it's a lot of fun to do! After you're all done, you head back on over to Mama Kat, sign Mr. Linky and take a look around at what everyone else wrote for their Writer's Workshop. Some of them can be pretty funny. Anywho, this week I chose the prompt:

The top ten things I'd rather be doing than having sex with David Letterman
(David Letterman is not on my list of attractive people. I find him plain boring. And, what the hell is the dealio with that Paul Schaffer guy? Man, is he ever annoying. Does he have a jingle for EVERYTHING!!!???)

And AWAY we go::
10) I'd rather be tied to a chair, listening to Paul Schaffer's annoying jingles and jokes.
9) I'd rather hang out in a room full of crickets, and crickets scare the poo outta me! No joke!
8) I'd rather be on a delayed flight with a screaming toddler and a 7 year old asking, "When are we leaving?"
7) I'd rather be listening to my grandmother discuss Shaquille O' Neals rookie season. She follows the man's career like he is a god.
6) I'd rather watch Star Trek with David.
5) I'd rather organize 1,000,000,000 rainbow colored thumbtacks..By color.
4) I'd rather be subjected to the maniachal ravings of the homeless guy I met when I was 16 at the bus stop.
3) I'd rather be hit on in the bar by drunk dudes. At least they are semi entertaining. If they aren't vomiting.
2) I'd rather listen to Eric The Midget on Howard Stern. That guy is pretty flipping annoying too.
1) I'd rather be there during the awkward Courtney Love incident where she decided it would be a great idea to be hammered and dance around on his desk. Oh, she also showed him the girls, and I think her bits and pieces. Classy lady that Courtney Love.

It's all about Conan for me. I wouldn't want to do him either, but he's pretty darn funny in my book. He needs to get back to driving his desk. He also needs to be careful when racing Terri Hatcher in socks. Leads to concussions apparently. The show he did after that incident though..HYSTERICAL!

And, just for the hell of it, the nesting list--Day 4--Page two is just about complete. I finished cleaning my laundry room. I was right, it did scare me a little. But, everything in it has been rewashed and put away for actual use!!! I'd like to start on the master bedroom tomorrow, and I'll most likely get to the master bath on Sunday..Possibly Monday. We'll see! Now, I'm going to enjoy my Glee on the DVR, because, yes, I am a total GLEEK.