Writer's Workshop: Create A Conversation Between This Couple

Today is Thursday, which also means it's Writer's Workshop day over at Mama's Losin' It and I chose the prompt Create a conversation between one of these three couples. There's also three different cartoons that come with them, but in order to see that, you'll need to head on over to Mama Kat's. So, here's the cartoon I chose:
My conversation is one that David and I have quite often, and it's also quite annoying. The subject of said conversation is ALWAYS the same, but may take place on different days, at different times, over different objects. No one's names have been changed, because, let's face it, you already know our names if you've been reading. Also, let's just say for conversations sake, that "David" in that cartoon is pointing at the PS3 instead of grass or carpet and cartoon me's hair isn't so fantastically 80's. Let's begin!

David: Hey, what happened to that Netflix movie I got yesterday?
Me: I don't know, you opened, looked at it and set it down on the counter.
David: Why do you always move stuff?
Me: I didn't move it. You opened it, looked at it and set it on the counter.
David: No I didn't, I opened it and put it over here next to the PS3 so I could watch it.
Me: No, you opened it, looked at it and set it on the counter.
David: No, you must have moved it.
Me: I didn't move it.
David: Are you sure?
Me: No, I'm not sure. You know, maybe I was sleepwalking and while totally out of it thought, "Maybe I need to watch The Office, see what Dwight is up to."
David: Leave the jokes to me, alright.
Me: Last time I saw it, it was on the counter.
David: Well, you lost it, you need to find it.
Me: Whatever...(Grabs red envelope off of counter).
David: I told you I put it on the counter.

Yes, that is how it happens. Yes, that is how it ends. Awesome, isn't it?