My oven hit the crapper, and I've, AGAIN, been chosen for jury duty in Arizona, although I no longer live there. So, here are my open letters to these craptastical things.
Dear Oven,
Tonight was not a good night for you to stop working. Granted, I knew this day was coming, but for the love of it all, could you have just given me until after I made tomorrow's meal!! I have a Bacon Potato Torte to make, and here you are, crapping out on my Ziti. It's a good thing that everything that goes into the Ziti, aside from the cheese I put on top, is already cooked. It's a good thing my microwave can pick up where you left off. If I wasn't pregnant and had Incredible Hulk strength, there would be a stove shaped hole on my kitchen wall right now, where you should be. Tax returns can't come soon enough. You will be gone, and I will be hugging my brand new stove. My nice, pretty, clean, stove. You can go cry your oveny tears somewhere else, because I'm so over you're non heating ways.
Good Riddance!
Dear Arizona Jury Selection People,
The last time you sent me a summons for jury duty, I was no longer living in Arizona. This was 2 years ago. In 2007. Maybe you want to check your records. Also, I am no longer listed in the DMV as holding an Arizona State driver's license. Again, maybe you want to check your records, because YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS! You might also want to think about hiring some non-rude people in your jury office. Not only was she rude, but she kept telling me to do things that I kept telling her I had already done...TWO YEARS AGO..I filled out your crappy paper work. I have a Wisconsin state license. I REPORTED I MOVED!!! I was disqualified from your little jury pool. I don't even live in the state anymore! Quit summoning me! I had to tell her this I don't even know how many times or for how many minutes before her clucking of the tounge and exasperated breath asked me, "What's your jury number?" I don't want to be jailed because you failed to remove me from you RSVP list of jury folk. Also, you might want to decide if I have my maiden name or my married name before mailing me anymore crap. And, seriously, consider hiring some nicer people. She really made me want to yell, and that takes a lot.
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
Ahhh..That's a little better. Now, off to resume some part of what I am hopeful is a non-stress filled evening.
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7 comments:
Oh no! Sorry about your oven. Hopefully you get something you really like it its place. I would cry if my oven stopped working. :)
Maybe Arizona is just trying to get you back! ;D
Sorry about the oven. Glad you could save the Ziti in the microwave!
Maybe Arizona is just trying to get you back! ;D
Sorry about the oven. Glad you could save the Ziti in the microwave!
And the tort sounds YUMMY!
my oven could've crapped out 10 years ago and i would still be oblivious to it - microwave oven, you are my savior
Sharing some SitS love back at ya!
I really hate those AZ jury choosing people too, though I do still hold an AZ driver's license (joy of being military and such) but since I live in TX and that a fair bit of a drive to show up for $5 an hour, they can suck it.
Hopefully the Kitchen Appliance fairy treats you kindly and helps you find a new oven soon, though I know what ya mean about tax time not being soon enough.
BTW, that torte sounds Fab!
Hey. :) Thanks for the comment on my blog. Lyla is the same way when it comes to bath time. She starts screaming because she is so excited.
As far as my camera goes, I have a Canon PowerShot SX 110 IS, it is an awesome bridge camera, but I REALLY want the Canon Rebel. A girl can dream... ;P
Hi Ya thanks for commenting on my blog...You are hillarious and best of all we have a common bond...My oven crapped out on me too!!! Grrrrr!!! I bet get it taken care of for all the fall cooking! 80)
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