Awesome Things

Sunday. Dinner time. Pasta. We're at the dinner table, minus David, who is at work. Ethan and Claire are giggling, and Grayson is spitting out in a raspberry whatever I put into it. Let me tell you, carrots and spit are pretty awesome in a spray of slobbery goodness. About 4 minutes into the meal, Claire gets down from her chair, walks around to my side of the table and starts chanting, "Up!" I go ahead and set her in my lap and bring her plate over to my side of the table and continue feeding Grayson while taking a bite here and there of my dinner. Claire says, "Water peas" so I give her her cup. She take a great big mouthful, chokes and spits all her water all over my dinner. I'd only taken maybe 4 bites. Now it's covered in water and toddler spit. Yum. Claire and Ethan find this hysterical, of course. I'm a little less amused. Cold cereal and I have a date later that night.

Monday. Kids are in bed. Score! Time for a nice hot shower. I gather all of my essentials. I get in the shower. I actually get to shave my legs. I start washing my hair. As I'm scrubbing my scalp, I hear it. A little, "I'm hungry" cry coming from Grayson. Me, soap in my hair. Him, hungry. I have to get out of this tub. I rush to rinse. As soon as I turn to get under the water, I get sprayed just the right way that soap runs down the front of my face and into my eyes. Now my eyes are on fire, there's soap in my hair and my hungry baby is now DEMANDING a feeding. I curse my way through the fastest rinse ever and hop out, dry and get dressed only to find him fast asleep again. What?! I don't even bother to get back in to condition.

Am I the only one confused by Target's new ads? It's college students talking about room mates. Sometimes they're wearing wigs and talking about crazy things they did, and at the end iy says a little something about college and then shows the Target symbol. I did not get at any point until the commercial ended that it was for Target. What's the commercial selling? I love Target, but I hate these commercials.

Also, where the heck did Playhouse Disney go? I flipped on Disney today ready for some Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Imagination Mover goodness only to be greeted by Phineas And Ferb at 8am. WHAT?! I checked the guide and Playhouse Disney starts at 4AM!!! My kids are not up at 4AM. Claire was not happy this morning. I don't understand. Why is it on at that time?

And those are my awesome things.